You have no messages and you’re fat! by shawnbranch | May 5, 2006 | randomness | 0 comments If you suffer from low self-esteem, this new cell phone is not for you. This new phone has a "fatness checker" built in. (via ysmarko) Submit a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment * Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.